 I am your biggest fan. You have inspired me by simile. You have opened my third eye poured nirvana into my mind I am enlightened and want to help; Spread the word of your genius to the heavens. Utilize your logic to start a movement: We should outlaw humans. Guns and spoons are just tools. Why blame them for the fools responsible? For all we know, these poor things are just victims at the hands of the idiots who created a system not suitable for them. We’ll start with your family members. Then head to the gun shops and detain all those who give out gun permits to the mentally distressed. Then we can head to the house of their parents outlaw them for not taking good enough care of their mentally distressed kids; Ride down to the hospital and kill all of them For not providing well enough policies to fit Needs of those struggling mentally. We should outlaw humans We’ll need a plane ticket to DC. Break into the capitol and retrieve all of congress for not prioritizing healthcare in all their lobbying. Eventually get to the president for not delegating The important work to the right people. It’s a lot of work but stay with me. Once we have outlawed the government for not doing their job, we will come back to California and attack the inner city. Get all the kids in gangs then use those same guns to get their parents for not parenting well enough. Then go to their schools get the teachers for not caring enough. Then we can ride to the school district and murder them for not having the funds. Then we will get to the department of education because they can’t figure out how to distribute better money to benefit everybody. After that, we’ll branch out spread our horizons to the rich people who don’t want to share their wealth to help those in a system that didn’t care enough to begin with. We’ll need addresses for the all the big banks. Kill the CEO and their assistants who instill greed in the masses. We should outlaw humans. After that we’ll have lunch. We will have time to delegate the work to the rest of the world. We will end with my family: The fools who cared enough about innocent fools getting killed by the hand of tools. We were naïve and stupid. I know that now. One question California Lady, What are you left with? The tools you want to protect. Safe and sound out of the hands of the people you don’t think are worth the protection. You will be lonely. Maybe, you can teach a spoon to speak and a gun to love. Maybe one day they will thank you for placing them above everyone else.
0 Comments
|